Ugga Ugga men love fire! Ugga Ugga men love cooking meat with fire! Ugga Ugga men love cooking meat with fire while wearing fire? This mapron comes from the understanding that men haven’t evolved since the cave man days, and men (like cavemen) are proud of their fire. One thing we've noticed, the selection of fire patterns hasn't evolved much either. We've found five different sellers with their own style of mapron, using the same painstakingly tacky flames. Check out how each mapron maker used the same flames for their own twist of the unmasculine.
The All Encompassing Flaming Mapron
Dad try this on. I wanted to see what you would look like if I lit you on fire.
"Born 2 Be Wild"
No man's interests on Facebook include: fire, motorcycles, and maprons.
The Incredibly Unmasculine Patchwork Flaming Mapron
Nothing says manly like patchwork! Also, only real men wear aprons without hemmed edges and apron strings...?
The Drinking Man's Mapron
Perfect for the father who wants to embarrass his children with his lack of style AND his drinking problem!
The Surprise NSFW Flaming Mapron